Indiana might seem straightforward—just cornfields, basketball, and more “Hoosier Hospitality” than you can shake a breaded pork tenderloin at. But when it comes to town names, it’s a whole different ball game. Some are French, some are Native American, and some sound like someone sneezed during a naming committee. Say one wrong and you’ll get the kind of side-eye that says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
1. Versailles (Ver-SALES, not Ver-sigh)
The French might cry, but the locals will beam with pride when you say it wrong.
2. Lafayette (Lah-fee-YET, not Lah-fay-ETT)
Locals add a little extra zip. Outsiders sound like a history textbook.
3. Loogootee (Luh-GO-dee, not Lou-goo-tee)
Yes, it looks like a typo. Yes, people actually live there.
4. Brazil (Brah-ZILL, not BRAH-zil)
No Carnival here—just good folks and some confusing pronunciation.
5. Dubois (DOO-boys, not Doo-bwah)
Another French name, another hard rejection of anything French-sounding.
6. Terre Haute (Terra-HUT, not Terra-Hote)
If you say it fancy, we know you just Googled it five minutes ago.
7. Salem (SAY-lum, not Sah-lem)
Just like the witch trials, but with more corn and fewer bonfires.
8. Gnaw Bone (Exactly how it looks—Gnaw Bone)
No tricks here. Just an unforgettable name and an even better flea market.
9. Kokomo (KO-kuh-moe, not Coke-moe)
Sorry Beach Boys fans—this one’s landlocked and proud.
10. Boonville (BOON-vuhl, not Bone-ville)
It’s not spooky. It’s Southern Indiana.
11. French Lick (French LICK, not anything else)
Yes, it’s a real place. Yes, it’s fun to say. No, we don’t want to explain it again.
12. Monticello (Mon-tuh-SELL-oh, not Monti-CHELLO)
Say it wrong, and you’re not getting invited to the lake this summer.
So, how’d you fare, friend? If you got them all right, you’ve probably been stuck behind a tractor on a two-lane road more than once. If not, don’t worry—we’re a forgiving bunch… as long as you pronounce Versailles like you’re selling used Fords, not reciting poetry. Welcome to Indiana—now pass the ranch dressing.
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