Let’s be honest: Alabama isn’t just a state — it’s a state of mind. And nothing blows your cover faster than butchering a hometown name so badly even Siri gives up. If you can pronounce these tongue-twisters without hesitation, congratulations — you’re basically one plate of biscuits and gravy away from being a full-fledged Alabamian.
Eufaula (You-FALL-uh)
If you say “You-Fowl-uh,” we’re sending you straight back to geography class.
Wetumpka (Weh-TUMP-kuh)
Fun fact: It’s not a sneeze. It’s a town. Respect it.
Tuscaloosa (Tuss-kuh-LOO-suh)
If you can survive the pronunciation and a Crimson Tide game day, you’re basically kinfolk.
Oneonta (Wonny-ON-uh)
It’s not “One-Oh-Nita” or “On-Yenta.” Bless your heart if you thought it was.
Loachapoka (Lo-cha-POH-ka)
This one sorts the tourists from the locals faster than a Waffle House at 2 a.m.
Tallassee (TAL-uh-see)
Pro tip: Think “Tallahassee,” but drop your expectations and two syllables.
Bay Minette (Bay-Min-ETT)
It’s French-ish, but with a healthy dose of fried okra pronunciation rules.
Opelika (Oh-puh-LIKE-uh)
If you say “Oh-PEE-leeka,” just go ahead and start packing.
Sylacauga (Sill-uh-CAW-guh)
The town so nice you’ll mispronounce it twice.
Cahaba (Kuh-HAH-buh)
Rolls off the tongue like sweet tea off a porch railing.
Tuscumbia (Tuss-CUM-bee-uh)
If you nail this one, Helen Keller herself would give you a high five.
Choccolocco (Chock-uh-LOCK-oh)
Not a candy, not a wrestler — just pure Alabama magic.
Munford (MUN-ferd)
Sounds easy? Say it like you mean it — with a dash of Friday night football enthusiasm.
If you made it through that list without tripping over your own tongue, welcome to the club! You’re ready for catfish fries, front porch sittin’, and college football arguments that last generations. And remember: here in Alabama, how you say it matters just as much as what you’re saying.
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