Indiana may fly under the radar, but Hoosiers speak a language all their own—equal parts Midwestern politeness, rural wisdom, and deep, unshakable opinions about basketball and tenderloins. Whether you’re dodging deer on a country road or trying to explain what a Hoosier actually is (spoiler: no one knows), these phrases are second nature if you call Indiana home.
1. “That corn’s lookin’ knee-high by the Fourth of July.”
A weather forecast, a crop update, and a small-town brag all in one sentence.
2. “We don’t have hills, we have speed bumps made of dirt.”
Indiana terrain: 97% flat, 3% suspiciously large molehills.
3. “You goin’ to the track this year?”
Refers, of course, to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway—our version of the Vatican.
4. “Basketball is religion.”
Especially in March. Don’t schedule weddings. Don’t expect attendance at church.
5. “I’ll take a breaded tenderloin, make it the size of my face.”
If it doesn’t hang three inches off the bun, take it back.
6. “Where’d you go to high school?”
Because that tells us everything we need to know about you. Instantly.
7. “I’m from Indy.”
Could mean anywhere within a 40-mile radius of Monument Circle.
8. “The weather’s got all four seasons today.”
Indiana forecasts: snow at sunrise, sunshine at lunch, tornadoes by dinner.
9. “That’s just down the road.”
In Hoosier terms, this could mean 20 minutes or 2 hours. Bring snacks.
10. “I hit a deer last night.”
A sentence said so often, it should be printed on welcome signs.
11. “We don’t pump our own gas—we pay for it and pray it’s not over $4.”
Every Hoosier turns into a Wall Street analyst when gas jumps by 15 cents.
12. “Go Big Red! Wait—Boiler Up! Wait—”
The internal chaos of being stuck between IU and Purdue loyalties… or trying to stay neutral.
If all of these hit home, congrats—you’re a true Hoosier, likely driving a pickup, eating a pork tenderloin the size of a Frisbee, and pointing with your whole hand. If not, spend a fall at a county fair, attend a high school basketball game, and complain about the humidity—you’ll be speaking Indiana in no time.
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