Vermont—the picturesque land of maple syrup, cozy flannel shirts, and a population that considers Ben & Jerry to be honorary family members. Vermonters may seem laid-back and friendly, but beneath the calm exterior lies a deep pride and a few quirky sensitivities. If you’re feeling mischievous enough to gently rustle some plaid, here are 11 subtle ways to mildly annoy your favorite Green Mountain local.
Serve them fake maple syrup.
You’ve officially committed the ultimate Vermont crime.
Ask them how they like living in New Hampshire.
This confusion is like nails on a chalkboard.
Mispronounce “Montpelier.”
It’s “Mont-peel-yer,” and every local knows it.
Complain about dirt roads.
That’s Vermont’s charming version of “rush hour.”
Mention how great Vermont skiing is—then say Colorado’s better.
You’ve just insulted their second religion.
Express surprise they actually have cell service.
You’re right, but still… rude.
Suggest creemees are just “soft serve ice cream.”
Blasphemy never tasted so sweet.
Refer to Burlington as a big city.
Population 45,000? Yeah, huge metropolis.
Ask them where the nearest Walmart is.
Spoiler alert: They’re proud there aren’t many.
Cheerfully assume everyone’s favorite pastime is cow tipping.
Cows are sacred; treat them with respect.
Tell them Bernie Sanders is “just okay.”
Proceed with caution, my friend.
At the end of the day, Vermonters will likely forgive your missteps—especially if you offer them real maple syrup as a peace offering. Just remember: authenticity is key, creemees are sacred, and Vermont pride runs deeper than Lake Champlain. Annoy carefully, friends.
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